July 2007


The DBF and I are huge fans of The Colbert Report. He recently touched on the interment of Japanese-Americans during WWII in the Threat Down:


Felis silvestris lybica

George

Last week, a new study revealed that domesticated house cats are descendants of Felis silvestris lybica, a subspecies of wildcat found in the Middle East.
DBF IM’ed me this exchange:

DBF: So it looks like George and Gracie may be part of a terrorist sleeper cell.

DBF: I believe it. They sure sleep a lot.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Note to Al-Qaeda: George is inept. He can’t be relied upon to do anything right, much less declare jihad. In fact, he’s such a fraidy-cat that he was shaking from his rabies shot last weekend. I wouldn’t count on him.

I would think Gracie, the killer kat might be your best bet. Leave it to the females to get the job done.